Total Medals Earned: 809 (From 157 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,770 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/180 points)
Catch a single fish
Catch ten fish
Catch an "S-Level" fish
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 18/33 (210/425 points)
Find the Moai Statue
What's behind the curtain?
Is that what future TV looks like?
It's really just a black notebook
Muax baby <3
Stinky Clock Man
Doooooom
What does the C stand for?
What a freak!
Fine Movie you're watching Will
Taste the rainbow lava!
Is that Bill?
Aaargh
Vibes
Legend of Lonk
Sunny at the pool party
Windmill windmill
Jeff!!!
Stare into the eyes of nothingness
Meditate and mediate
Now that's a poster!
I just need a break
A little guy with a crown
KickAss Girl
Self-Promotion
Just you vs the world
Dreaaams
DevilGarage FTW
That's a lot of hair there
Rubbalubadubdub
Awaken your senses
That's a Penguin boy
Medals Earned: 13/50 (65/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Reach halfway through the tower
Defeat Don
Enter the tower
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Find Cai's soul
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/190 points)
Complete level 10
Complete level 17
Complete level 25
Find the secret button
Medals Earned: 4/9 (25/205 points)
Rise, ye knight. For that is thy oath and curse.
Through perilous land and trials dire, I'll face my fears...
Blessing of momentum granted.
...what a familiar face.
...and never tire. With unwavering resolve, I'll press on...
...until my love's freedom is finally won!
Blessing of speed granted.
A currency is nothing, but a fleeting illusion.
...and you, brave knight, have proven yourself.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (65/460 points)
Die by your own bombs.
"Another skeleton, a shady one... most of them are, to be fair."
"You're bound to explod-*coff*.. explore the seven seas."
"Looks like he has places to go to, and to possibly bomb down."
"You approached Bertha, Captain Grog's cursed Gallion."
"He might look like a 'regular' skeleton, but he never skips femur day."
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)