Total Medals Earned: 1,051 (From 200 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,425 Points
Medals Earned: 18/33 (210/425 points)
Find the Moai Statue
What's behind the curtain?
Is that what future TV looks like?
It's really just a black notebook
Muax baby <3
Stinky Clock Man
Doooooom
What does the C stand for?
What a freak!
Fine Movie you're watching Will
Taste the rainbow lava!
Is that Bill?
Aaargh
Vibes
Legend of Lonk
Sunny at the pool party
Windmill windmill
Jeff!!!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Stare into the eyes of nothingness
Meditate and mediate
Now that's a poster!
I just need a break
A little guy with a crown
KickAss Girl
Self-Promotion
Just you vs the world
Dreaaams
DevilGarage FTW
That's a lot of hair there
Rubbalubadubdub
Awaken your senses
That's a Penguin boy
Medals Earned: 13/50 (65/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Reach halfway through the tower
Defeat Don
Enter the tower
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Find Cai's soul
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/190 points)
Complete level 10
Complete level 17
Complete level 25
Find the secret button
Medals Earned: 4/9 (25/205 points)
Rise, ye knight. For that is thy oath and curse.
Through perilous land and trials dire, I'll face my fears...
Blessing of momentum granted.
...what a familiar face.
...and never tire. With unwavering resolve, I'll press on...
...until my love's freedom is finally won!
Blessing of speed granted.
A currency is nothing, but a fleeting illusion.
...and you, brave knight, have proven yourself.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (155/155 points)
Collect your first key card
Finish any level under 30 seconds
Get a kill with a sniper rifle
Get killed by a sawblade
Kill a helish microwave
Gain level 9 access clearance
Medals Earned: 7/10 (135/385 points)
Beat the boss in easy difficulty
Beat the boss in normal difficulty
Find a shield charge
Find a master orb
Beat the boss in expert difficulty
Find all 3 master orbs
Fully rebuild the city
Find all 3 shield charges
Beat the boss in master difficulty
Beat the boss in expert or master difficulty while fully black (yes, bullets as well!)
Medals Earned: 11/15 (590/840 points)
Beat Level 1.
Beat Level 2.
Beat Level 3.
Beat Level 4.
Beat Level 5.
Beat Level 6.
Find the first Hairold Coin.
Find the fifth Hairold Coin.
Find the sixth Hairold Coin.
Beat a level without harming the princess at the end.
Find the second Hairold Coin.
Find the third Hairold Coin.
Find the forth Hairold Coin.
Getting a highscore higher than the average of all the devs scores combined, that being $210,251!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/210 points)
Start the game
Go through the tutorial
Finish a run
enter the "arrow" portal
enter the "coin" portal
enter the "hand" portal
gain over 5000 coins
gain over 10000 coins
gain over 15000 coins
Medals Earned: 4/12 (65/460 points)
Die by your own bombs.
"Another skeleton, a shady one... most of them are, to be fair."
"You're bound to explod-*coff*.. explore the seven seas."
"Looks like he has places to go to, and to possibly bomb down."
"You approached Bertha, Captain Grog's cursed Gallion."
"He might look like a 'regular' skeleton, but he never skips femur day."