Total Medals Earned: 809 (From 157 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,770 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Die
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (25/25 points)
Made the final decision
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
Complete world one.
Complete world two.
Complete world three.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (90/90 points)
Witness a Stepford miracle
Kill 1 enemy
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (200/500 points)
reach level 3
reach level 4
reach level 5
reach the end
reach level 6
reach level 7
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Medals Earned: 9/12 (180/210 points)
Complete Your First Shift
Treat Your First Patient
Perform a Heart Transplant
Fail To Treat a Patient
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Catch a Virus
Take Damage
Run Out Of Lives
Eat a Schnitzel
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Use The Toilet
Medals Earned: 8/9 (40/45 points)
Congrats you've killed Pico! Are you happy with yourself?
I can't believe you shot Foamy! You cold hearted bastard!
boogie down!
ew..
Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)
You got the good ending!!
Bad ending! Violence is never the answer!
Worst ending! Boooo!! You suck!!
You got the True Ending!!